South African runner Caster Semenya races as a chick, but nobody actually believes she’s a woman. That’s why she’s currently undergoing a bunch of gender tests to prove she was born a female. We think tests are unneccesary. Our eyes don’t lie and we can clearly tell Semenya is not a woman. Even though we have photo evidence of Semenya being a man, her daddy refuses to accept reality. “She is my little girl,” his/her father, Jacob Semenya said. “I raised her and I have never doubted her gender. She is a woman and I can repeat that a million times. For the first time South Africans have someone to be proud of and detractors are already shouting wolf. It is unfair. I wish they would leave my daughter alone.” Sorry Jacob, but your “daughter” is a man. Albeit a really really gay one, but still a man nonetheless.